i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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