haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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