It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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