I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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