Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
