Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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