i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
