What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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