Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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