I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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