I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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