i barfeds in our rink
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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