talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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