So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
