Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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