I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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