found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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