I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage