no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever