You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Best friends brother. Beat that.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.