I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You pole danced in your parka.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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