There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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