that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Dignity is for republicans.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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