we're blogging at a bar
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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