who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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