i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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