so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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