i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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