hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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