don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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