I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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