And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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