i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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