He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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