it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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