i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You are the jesus of drinking
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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