If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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