Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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