Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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