you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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