i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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