WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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