dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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