He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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