It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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