but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Randomize
