Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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