But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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