I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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