My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
