great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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