I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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