sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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