Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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