Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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