lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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