All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
